"Lycanthropes are sooo last year."

Harry Potter and the D&D Game

It was friday night, and while all the other cool hip Hogwarts wizards were all out partying, the dorks and geeks from Gryffindor were all huddled in Ron Weasley's basement.

Hermione (Dungeon Master): You enter the cave, there is little light and there is water at your feet.

Harry Potter (Super Mcfly [rogue level 1]): I light a torch!!

Ron Weasly (Dreadlord Blackthorne of Cursia [fighter level 1]): I take out my sword!

DM: You can't take out your sword Blackthorne, thats a full action and you are busy wading water.

Blackthorne: Thats bogus. I can take out my sword if I want to.

DM: Fine. *rolls* 1. You drop your sword and loose it in the water. Oh and it cuts you on its way down.

Blackthorne: THATS NOT FAIR!

Mcfly: Dewd I need better lewt.

DM: Adventures aren't meant to be fair.

Blackthorne: You suck as a dungeon master.

DM: Well your a stupid head.

*awkward silence*

Mcfly: I like carrots. Cuz I'm not really a rogue named Super Mcfly, I AM REALLY A RABBIT!! *makes rabbit noises*

Ron: Oh so thats what rabbits sound like...

Hermione: Harry have you been doing animal candy?!

Harry: I have *become* the carrot which I just ate. The energy it has is now part of me.

Hermione & Ron: .......

*enter Professor Snape*

Hermione: Uh, what are you doing here.

Snape: Well....what do we have here?

Hermione & Ron: ..nothing...

Harry: The colooooors! *hops around* tee-hee!

Snape: Potter...It would appear you are acting foolish. Again.

Ron: Oh, don't worry 'bout em, he's just um, playing sherades!

Snape: Stick it Weasly. I know what Potter is up to! I'll cut you're hearts out with a spoon! You TWITS!!

Hermione & Ron: uh..

Snape: Er..

Harry: Weeeeeeeee!

*Enter Lupin*

Lupin: I have something to tell you all, a secret I can hold in no longer!

Snape: They already know you're a bloody werewolf. Sheesh, lycanthropes are soooooo last year.

Lupin: No, no....See, now I am no longer a werewolf, FOR IN MY CHEST BEATS THE HEART OF A DRAGON! Bwahaha! HaHa!

Hermione: o_O

Harry: ---is the reason why, if not for the rules of what we percieve to be true and that the universal laws of magic can be defined only as behavior in which we ourselves as wizards or muggles even, can be controlled and visioned by---

Ron: I am so utterly confused. Well, I mean moreso than normal.

*enter Sirius*

Sirius: I NEED THE FOUR STONES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

*exit sirius*

*enter Dumbledore*
*insert psychedelic music*
*also some smoke*

Dumbledore: Heeeeey, guys. Whats a-happenin....

Harry: No, the question is whats not happening.

Dumbledore: Ah yeah...feeling those animal candies I sold ya eh?

Snape: Dumbledore?! You knew of this??

Dumbledore: Hey man, its cool, its cool. Just chiiiiiill. Chill..chilllll. Here I brought some goodies.

*camera pan outside of house*
*reggae music increases*

The End????

Yeah. its the end.

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HP & the DnD Game written by Ghost for j-h.net.